Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?