Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween dance?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do skaters eat after practice?