What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What did the pig mom say at bedtime?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a cow with a newborn?
Why spread peanut butter on the road?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do horses shout to friends across the street?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why do noisy tennis players annoy everyone?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?