How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do fish do at parades?
What movie do meteorologists watch on repeat?
Which celebrity moonlights as a lawyer?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did one raindrop say to the other on the way down?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?