What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?