What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the librarian asked to leave the airplane?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and a buffet?