Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
Why are all priests fit?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?