Why do bears always pack sunscreen?
To save their fur from the sun.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Who looks after the planet like a pro?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?