Why spread peanut butter on the road?
To go with the jam.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?