Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?