What's a golfer's scariest bedtime story?
The Bogeyman.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?