Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?