What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did he buy the cheap TV with broken volume?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do squirrels go to unwind?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Want to hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?