What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?