What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the horse so happy?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?