What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-ade!
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?