What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.