What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?