What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?