Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why was grandma great at writing?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?