Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What fruit do horses always pick first?