Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the trumpet say to the trombone at the party?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?