What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do grandparents and kids get along so well?
Where do athletes go on a Valentine's date?