What do you call a grumpy grandpa by the ocean?
A crabby tide.
What drops all winter at the North Pole but never says ouch?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween dance?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?