Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?