How do cows solve math problems?
With a moo-tiplication table.
Why didn't the two players date?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the bread do on its getaway?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a polite volcano?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?