What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which game do choir kids always win?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How did the tree get lost?