What do painters do when they make a mistake?
They go back to the drawing board.
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Why did the elk have great hair?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?