Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?