What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
Why was the dog overweight?
How did the saxophone escape the awkward party?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where do monkeys take their little ones to play?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was Dad hugging the grill so tightly?