What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call two birds glued side by side?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do chefs tell jokes?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
When do flowers hit the gym?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?