What did the pig mom say at bedtime?
Sweet squeams.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How many chimneys does Santa visit in one night?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How did the farmer patch his ripped overalls?
How much does it cost to swim with sharks?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?