Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do cows always add to their salad?