What do you call a cow that plays guitar?
A moo-sician.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the soccer ball leave the team?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which animals make the best students?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?