What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where does breakfast live?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?