What candy never shows up on time?
Choco-wait.
Why was the librarian asked to leave the airplane?
Why do people ask Jesus to drive?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?