What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What should clumsy hikers stay away from?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a soldier who loves barbecue?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?