Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
The Rock.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Did you hear about the two horses dating at the barn?