Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?