Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?