What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?