What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What table can you never sit at?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What candy never shows up on time?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?