Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?