What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do bees buzz?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?