When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do musicians impress a crowd on St. Patrick's Day?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kind of tales do basketball players tell?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?