Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?