What's a mom's favorite title?
Chief hug officer.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween dance?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?