What snacks do librarians enjoy the most?
Anything with a little hush-puppy.
Which is the worst season?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the dog so popular?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was Dad hugging the grill so tightly?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do cows say on NYE?