How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do tired parents end up on vacation?
Which animals always ace their exams?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the bunny upset?