What happens when monkeys split up?
They go bananas apart.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What was the elves' catchy business slogan?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?